kevin aten

Oct 01
scheherazadesdiary:

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.
"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

#i live alone

are they drinking detergent

scheherazadesdiary:

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.

"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

are they drinking detergent

Oct 01
dynastylnoire:

kriminals:

singapore’s local newspaper has no chill

SHOTS FIRED

dynastylnoire:

kriminals:

singapore’s local newspaper has no chill

SHOTS FIRED

Oct 01
Oct 01

most-awkward-moments:

“If the answer is false, explain why”

image

Oct 01

blasianxbri:

niggawillyoushutthefuckup:

theculturedactivist:

Open your eyes.

New age Genocide 

reblogging again

Sep 23

thrashturbate:

snailwailfail:

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

^boyfriend material

Well that’s a relief, because I’m someone’s boyfriend

Sep 19

You know that moment when you finally get a chance to sleep in but your dick is like “nah brah, ima make you feel pain because I needsa pee fucking bad” and youre like “cmon man let me sleep in peace, please?” And its like “hahahahaha no I am the devil and its going to hurt even more with every second that passes by muhahahahahaha”

Sep 13

chickenstab:

halloween’s coming early on tumblr

Sep 13
Sep 12

teenage-smoocher:

Older inspirational Disney. This is what I miss.

Sep 10

trilithbaby:

arousingsounds:

Really? You just want to cum? Well, then lie back, princess. Wet those fingers for me and get ready to play.

I want you near a mirror. I want you watching your face and body contort as you slide your fingers over and around (but not in) your wet pussy. Feel those lips swell as you circle. Slide up now to your clit. Feel how hard it is? Rub it til you gasp. Again. I want it filling with blood and starting to ache. I want your inner thighs to tingle.

You want to cum? Let’s get you there.

Spread those legs now. Use your fingers to spread your pussy open too. Fuck, you’re wet, aren’t you? Dirty girl. Touching yourself because some stranger tells you to. You’re perfect.

Lick the fingers on your other hand now. No, suck them. I want you to see a string of saliva attaching them to your lips. Now, drip that onto one of your fucking perfect tits. I want them to harden in the cold air. Touch them lightly. So fucking lightly they ACHE. Now pinch. And tug. Twist. I want your body arching with each pull and release.

Yesssss…

More. I want you to watch (and listen) as you slide in one finger. Imagine I’m kneeling there - inches away - watching you slide your fingers 1-2-3 into your pussy. I want to see it stretch as you slide them in and out. I want to see you clench as you pull them out to rub your clit.

You wish I would just lick you, touch you, give you something constant to clench around, don’t you?

Now pull them all out. And slap. Slap that fucking clit til you flinch and do it three more times. Do it!

Your clit is ready to fucking pop, isn’t it, dirty girl. Fuck. Do it. I want you to cum. I want to see you cum all over your hand while you look in the mirror. Come on. Rub that clit. That pussy. Tug those nipples. You’re perfect. Look at you.

Now, cum. NOW!!!

I’m assuming this is about me

Sep 10
trilithbaby:

Oh my lord, perfect day!!!

trilithbaby:

Oh my lord, perfect day!!!

Sep 10

trillvcvm:

unrepentantwarriorpriest:

sizvideos:

Watch it in video

Life goals.

I’d drop 2mil on that👌

Sep 09

humblebumble:

lawebloca:

Giant Mutant Spider Dog Prank ** video **

this was amazing

Sep 09

your-favorite-slut:

Why can’t I just snap my fingers to make a fuck buddy appear