kevin aten

Oct 16

starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

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Oct 10

ccc0urtney:

bemusedlybespectacled:

ALWAYS REBLOG KAT DENNINGS SLAMMING SLUT SHAMING

I love this.

Oct 10

m-arkiplier:

Instead of insane, say unreal.

Instead of crazy, say unbelievable.

Instead of calling someone a psycho, call them an asshole.

Instead of stupid, say awful.

Instead of dumb, say bad.

Taking ableist language out of your vocabulary is simple and will help widen your vocabulary.

Oct 10

wafflesforstephanie:

bringbacklianharper:

the-lron-butt:

babyminaj:

My favorite Oscar of the night

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bitch please

make room for the Grammys

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Tumblr was invented just for this pun.

I shouldn’t be laughing as much as I am.

Oct 10
taint3ed:

theafrocentrics:

onlyblackgirl:

If y’all don’t get this scary ass clown off my dash.

I know imma have make sure I pray before I gt to sleep now since y’all keep bringing these gotdamn demons on my dash.

Got damn I need God now

taint3ed:

theafrocentrics:

onlyblackgirl:

If y’all don’t get this scary ass clown off my dash.

I know imma have make sure I pray before I gt to sleep now since y’all keep bringing these gotdamn demons on my dash.

Got damn I need God now

Oct 10
Oct 10

What to say to Characters in the park!

  • Many guests who visit with characters merely walk up, get their book signed, take a photo and walk away. The average time a guest spends with a character is less than one minute. They are missing out on some great fun. Characters are always ready to play with the guests and may need a simple prodding to do so.
  • What to say to characters:
  • Ariel:
  • Ask Ariel if you can become a mermaid
  • Army man:
  • Ask Green Army to march with you then pose with a great salute
  • Aurora:
  • Ask Aurora if she likes to takes naps.
  • Ask Aurora what her favorite dress color is
  • Belle:
  • Ask Belle for a book recommendation
  • Tell Belle that Beast is very big and scary
  • Buzz:
  • Tell Buzz he is a toy…a T. O. Y. toy!
  • Ask Buzz if you can push his reset button
  • Ask Buzz to go into Latin mode
  • Ask Buzz what exactly is beyond infinity
  • Captain Hook:
  • Stand behind Captain Hook and go tick tock, tick tock or call him a codfish
  • If he is alone, ask him where Mr. Smee is
  • Ask Chip/Dale:
  • if they are squirrels, gophers or rats
  • which one are you
  • who has the better dance moves
  • a bag of acorns
  • them which one is Alvin and which one is Simon.
  • Ask where Theodore is at.
  • Daisy:
  • Propose marriage to Daisy or ask for a kiss
  • Ask Donald:
  • where Mickey is
  • why he doesn’t have as much stuff in the parks as Mickey
  • why he doesn’t wear pants
  • Tell Donald he is #1 or even better #2
  • he is handsome
  • Tell Donald you like him better than Mickey
  • Tell Donald you like his performance in the Aflac commercials
  • Eeyore: where his tail is
  • Show Eeyore your muscles
  • Tell Eeyore “I’m sorry, I didn’t notice you there”
  • Flynn Rider:
  • Ask him to see what is in his bag
  • Ask him to give you 'the smolder'
  • Gaston:
  • Tell Gaston you have a crush on him
  • Wear a shirt with the Beast on it to see him react
  • Dress as Belle
  • Goofy:
  • Ask Goofy if he’s ever taken Pluto for a walk
  • Lady Tremaine:
  • Ask Lady Tremaine how much hairspray it took to hold her hair up like that
  • Step Mother which daughter is her favorite
  • Lotso:
  • Show him you like him, and show him your Lotso plush. He'll be ecstatic and kiss and hug it
  • Bring a Woody
  • If he's in front of the garden at MK, say 'putting you around daisies is insensitive'
  • Mary Poppins:
  • Ask Mary how come your room doesn’t clean itself when you snap your fingers
  • AskMary where Bert is
  • Tell Mary Poppins that you heard only Mary Poppins can say “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” backwards
  • Minnie:
  • Ask Minnie if Mickey has given her a ring yet
  • Compliment Minnie on her outfit
  • Propose marriage to Minnie
  • Mulan:
  • Ask Mulan how to be an honorable child
  • Ask Mulan if she ever appeared in her armor
  • Peter Pan:
  • Tell Pan you are from Texas, the Lone Star state
  • Greet him with a loud “Cock a doodle doo”
  • Piglet
  • Ask him if he would like a sausage biscuit or BLT
  • Pluto:
  • Ask Pluto where Mickey isPluto
  • Give Pluto a dog biscuit
  • Tell Pluto he is a good boy for taking pictures with you and scratch him behind his ear
  • Tell Pluto he should get a never-ending supply of dog bones
  • Tell Pluto you can’t choose which is your favorite dog
  • Pooh:
  • Ask Pooh how come they let him out with only half a shirt
  • Ask Pooh why he doesn’t wear pants
  • Ask Pooh where you can locate some honey because you have a rumbly in your tummy
  • Princesses:
  • Complement Princesses on their dresses
  • Rafiki:
  • Bring a Simba plush. He’ll lift it up like in the movie
  • Rapunzel:
  • Tell her you've been growing out your hair
  • Ask her where Pascal has been hiding
  • Kiss Flynn and see her reaction
  • Snow White:
  • Ask Snow White who her favorite dwarf is
  • Give Snow White an apple
  • Step Sister:
  • Ask one of Cinderella’s Step Sisters to sing
  • Ask the Step Sisters which is the pretty one
  • ask them which one the prince would marry
  • Offer your son to marry one of them
  • Stitch:
  • Ask him what his badness level is
  • Thumper:
  • Tell Thumper to stay out of your flower beds
  • Tiana:
  • Ask Tiana who is minding her restaurant
  • Tigger:
  • Ask Tigger if he is a boy or girl
  • Bounce with Tigger
  • Tell Tigger he should have his own ride
  • Tell Tigger you can bounce higher than him
  • Instead of saying goodbye say TTFN “Ta Ta For Now”
  • VariousAsk:
  • character to show you their muscles
  • Vidia:
  • Ask Vidia to take your daughter, if she is dressed like Tink
  • Woody: Ask Woody if Andy’s name is on the bottom of his boot
  • Tell Woody there is a snake in his boot
  • Ask Woody for a showdown
  • IF you know of any let me know!
Oct 08
Oct 06

rigdondemsley:

consultingsexsymbol:

deansdemonhair:

disappointing-horse:

bittyblueeyes:

meinefluchderzeit:

animals with albinism - imgur.com

and its opposite - melanism

all these fucking shinies but i still cant get one

i think the peacock is actually a white african peacock they’re actually naturally white we have some running around our neighborhood

You have peacocks running around in your neighbourhood??

Gorgeous!!

Oct 06
Oct 06

If My Dog Could Talk

  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
  • Dog: WHERE GO
  • Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  • Dog: I COME TOO
  • Dog: WAT DOING
  • Me: I need to open this door.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  • Dog: I HALP
  • Me: Sigh.
  • Dog: WHERE GOING
  • Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  • Dog: CAN I COME
  • Me: Sure.
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No please don't you are-
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Me: No there's no room and-
  • Dog: LAP
  • Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  • Dog: RIGHT HERE
  • Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
  • Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  • Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Me: I AM
  • Dog: I SIT IN LAP
  • Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  • Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  • Me: .......
Oct 05

daniel-enrique:

likearadiowave:

ask-the-jack-frost:

tylerslittleshit:

thegodlessatheist:

Celebrity and historic figure doppelgangers

can you not

i’m not saying it was time travellers

but

it was time travellers

they were reincarnated!

there needs to be a movie about a time traveler that incorporates all these people as actors

Oct 05
  • me: Oh what the fuck
  • friend: what happened?
  • me: this scenario I created in my head got intense
Oct 05
Oct 05
gothamswhiteknight:

to infinity,

gothamswhiteknight:

to infinity,